It is I, the seeker of the antidote.
Be gone, mortal.
But I have travelled very far, and seek the magic elixir to save the village from peril.
Wrong portal.
This IS the endless chasm, is it not?
Never heard of it, I’ve been to the end of this, there’s a ball pit, concession stand, unisex bathrooms, petting zoo, gift shop, trap door that leads you to the giant praying mantis.
I need the teardrops of the giant praying mantis. That is the antidote.
He’s on vacation, come back in two weeks.
histamine bottle
--Adam Padavano