DEAD NEIGHBORS “Dead Neighbors” C30
(Fall Break Records)



Raised by Gypsies said it best, maybe, in their review for Dead Neighbors’ self-titled tape: “This might possibly come the closest to being a band which should have been on the No Alternative compilation….”

See you next time everybody!

OK, that’s pretty crummy reviewing if you ask me. Dead Neighbors, a swell indie rock trio from Athens, Georgia, does, indeed, fit that No Alternative model of sure-fire rock and roll from that era, recalling The Verlaines, Echo and the Bunnymen, and early Soul Asylum and Buffalo Tom. Dead Neighbors is thirty minutes of the best jangly guitar riffage you’re likely to encounter this side of 1989. People keep name-dropping Hüsker Dü as a reference point too, which I can also hear at times.

So now the question is, do you have a tape player? Do you like good music? Get off your rump and order this tape, pronto, or I’m going to personally come to your house with my Walkman, hook it up to your $80,000 surround-sound system, and play this on repeat until it curdles your hummus. Does hummus curdle? We’ll find out!




--Ryan Masteller


HALLOWED BELLS
“Violet Hands”
(Edible Onion)



Violet Hands is a nail-biter as spooky as vaulted silent horror film stock. We stand a far distance from the time stamp now. Local theater might generate a look of panic from the kiddies in the first few rows. Those in the back, in double-breasted suits and sapless eyes, mildly strain with obligatory curiosity to see the action. Seeing as nobody is paying them any mind, they give up their straining, tilt their hats forward a bit, and lounge. Some impresario has taken it upon himself to narrate, to explicate. His gratuitous narration does not damper the panic and fear of those kiddies who remain captivated in the first few rows; I doubt whether the suits in the back can tell the difference, words or no words, impresario or silence.

-- Rick Weaver

PATRICK COSMOS/ THE KENDAL MINTCAKE
“Finally My Friends/Your Credit Card Has Already Been Charged” C38
(Big Sleep Records)




So, it’s Halloween-Twenty-Fifteen here and I’ve just now finished listening to two soul-disturbingly great tape submissions… and godDAMN if it isn’t great to be back in the realm of not subconsciously worrying if maybe the consonant shift of those last choral frequencies wasn’t just an allusion to self-termination…

Patrick Cosmos usually has his hands in more dance-y electro-pies, but this split release finds him beat-less and euphorically meditative, with tons of timbre-waving phased-out synthesizer drones, e-bowed electric guitar amblings (kinda like a slow Eno/Fripp tripp kinda a lot), heroically slow, cascading melodica arpeggios, and some deep, warbly major key low end. This lone 18.5 minute star-gazer is so nostalgic and sugary, it could make your cheeks hurt, and it’s exactly what I needed after those aforementioned soul-bummer (great! But still melancholy at their most manic) tapes.  Great for a positive, recharging zone-out!

The Kendal Mintcake has me nearly hallucinating!

Track one evokes images of speed-demon faeries tearing ass through an enchanted woods teeming with life, the lightning dust falling in their wake giving birth to myriad magical flowers who in turn yield further and further delights. The busy soundworlds created dance delicately around each other, never stepping on the others’ toes, but further egging them on.

Track two feels like if you took the first track’s business and slowed it down one thousand percent and transmitted to the asteroid belt. The effect is amazing. Electro-acoustic glimmerings, glacial swells & recessions, & the perfect balance of consonant/dissonant interplay of Hertz. Towards the end, I began to wonder if an Irish comet might dance a jig, given the right radio waves were to somehow simultaneously resonate it.

Track 3 the missing link betwixt 1 & 2! Jonathan Livingston Seagull breaks through the fifth wall and soars into eternity.

Track 4 embodies the loneliness of abandoned satellites and all those secrets that refuse to die. The mortality of the etic truths passed back and forth unwittingly and unknowingly.

I really hope that Big Sleep Records keeps ‘em coming!

and/or


- - Jacob An Kittenplan

STONE WIRED
“Dust Never Covers My Broken Body” C37
(Exabyss Records)



There is “Raining On A Parade” and there is “Such Drought That Not Enough People Could Possibly Constitute A Parade”: Exabyss Records has managed to tack a big ol’ TM on the latter.

I really had no clue how much despair one could pack into a minimalist bass dirge or indecipherable movie quote. I’d never before considered a consonant blend of tones swelling to hint at suicide as salvation from the pit of torture known as life… but this one-way-ticket-to-bummertown has me wondering whether it’d give serial killers flashbacks and/or make them weep for their abusive progenitors. I, myself, would never choose to listen to this unless I wanted to facilitate a free-write on paranoid/delusional interactions, or give myself something to listen to while being sealed up in a coffin.

Masterful. Thanks for re-defining “ugly”…


- - Jacob An Kittenplan

RORQUAL
“Sei/Ci” C32
(Wood Between Worlds)


 
So, after all these years, what I’d once suspected might be some serial killer/sodomy cult movement turns out to actually be a hip, new-fangled electronic music/hip-hop sub-genre: “Chopped & Screwed”

Well, Rorqual sure as shit doesn’t sound like hip-hop, but more like what an over-dosed loved one’s inner organs might sound like when shutting down due to the insufficiently oxygenated blood flow. And, like, cyborgs’ innards, too, or something.

From what I can see, this non-fetish/sub-genre allows for some really weird/gross bassy textures that are only conjured by the electronic slowing down of samples…and these loops created afterwards keep bringing my mind back to the ugly organic rhythms of decay/mortality. Maybe it’s all Hallow’s Eve talking, tonight, but this collection of “beats” feels much more like an arrangement of repeated death throes, recorded from inside the old breadbox. I both like and am kinda scared of it.

Do yourself a favor/curse and listen with headphones all the way through, otherwise you’re just wasting your time. This is serious meditation/life-assessment shit here, and well worth repeated listening. Thank you Wood Between Worlds!

and/or

- - Jacob An Kittenplan

THE HUCKLEBERRY FINS “Pipe Dreams” C34
(Self-Released)



At the risk of sounding like a complete asshole (read: myself), I’m going to share with you the revelation I came to when asking myself, “Now, why in the hell would someone make yet another surf-rock tape?” The answer is this: these guys are not only technically smooth (which is like 90% of why surf-rock exists, right, because it’s fun and challenging to play scales?), but they manage to make me think of the goddamn Gin Blossoms. Seriously, there’s something in the tone of the guitar and the saccharine arpeggios being danced around upon that scream ALLISON ROAD! I know that, for many, this may be a turn off, but, for me, it’s a saving grace, and sure beats another straight up Ventures knock-off. I bet this tape’ll sound even better after a few years of warble on a Mid-western dashboard.



- - Jacob An Kittenplan

RYAN EMMETT “Pulling the Wool”
(White Reeves Productions)



More White Reeves Productions releases please! I’ve just discovered this Pittsburgh-based label, and I want more, right now. Did you hear me? If my gratification is not instant, it’s not fricking gratification now, is it? No way. So you’ll just have to get on it, there, Ryan Emmett.

Why do I single out Ryan Emmett you say? Is it because it’s his tape you’re reviewing? No. Far from being part of the problem (which I’ll get to in a second), Ryan’s tape is quite good, and I’m going to flip it over again after it’s done and re-listen to it. I single him out because he operates the label, along with Micah Pacileo, so the release schedule is on him. The problem, as alluded to, is that White Reeves only releases “limited edition physical documents of adventurous sound artists and musicians who are part of or friends of the White Reeves family.” The disclaimer adds, “Unfortunately we cannot accept demos at this time.” There it is! They’re actively not trying to release music by likeminded artists just because they don’t know them! For shame, Ryan Emmett. For shame.

I half kid, only because the releases I’ve heard from the label (Earth/Vessel’s self-titled tape being the other) are superior, far-out experimental excursions to who bloody knows where. The mere suggestion that I’m clamoring for more after only hearing two of the six releases in the catalog should be an indication that these dudes are on to something. Something big. Emmett builds sound formations using, I dunno, whatever he can find. What comes out is electronic-ish, noise-ish, but melodic, a world of weird possibilities and diversions. Think of Good Willsmith and the Caretaker unceremoniously smooshed together, along with other, equally interesting artists. It’s a milkshake!

This tape is really all over the place. Opener “The Never Ending Bend” teases with dank synth tones and flickering samples, then blooms (if you want to call it that) with a brass dirge. Tracks like “A Newly Polished Mirror” (parts 1 and 2) and “Almost There” feature queasily rendered instrumentation, such as sweet piano or strings, with ghostly ambient field recordings. “A Little Clicking Cupboard” even lives up to its name with a slight IDM pulse underneath the layers.

The title track, which at almost fifteen minutes stretches all across side B, is a diversion from the diversion, as it morphs into a warped version of a country and western song (think Roy Rogers, not Blake Shelton) piped in across dimensions, a ghost song sung by a ghost. Then it becomes an interstellar ambient prog passage for its remaining runtime, a gorgeous transmission from somewhere in the direction of the Virgo Cluster. It ends too soon.

So uh – I’m going to go to the website and buy the other tapes that didn’t come in my batch. Race you to the last copies!



--Ryan Masteller