Did you ever wonder what would’ve happened if John
Reis fronted Drive Like Jehu instead of Rick Froberg? Well wonder no more! New
Orleans musician Caspian (like the prince!) steers his Jehu-loving laser punk
band through eleven airtight rockers till the stage they’re on is strewn with
the detritus of all the equipment they’ve probably destroyed in the process.
Sure, there are shades of Parquet Courts and any Bob Mould–related project, but doesn’t that just
enhance the entire prospect? RIYL: Drive Like Jehu, Parquet Courts, Bob Mould …
when’s the Rock Hall gonna call? Book a trip to Cleveland in the next fifteen
years, Caspian!
Sure, that’s hyperbole, but there’s no reason to
have a bad time when Do You Have Maximum
Intuition? is within arm’s reach. Pogo, mosh, slam-dance, crowd-surf, other
1990s things – you will be participating in these activities and more when
Chardonnay is on tour. Even now, in our self-isolated COVID reality, Chardonnay
is only a Bandcamp purchase away – Caspian and Tape Dad will surely be happy to
oblige you and ensure you’re properly entertained while the world slams to a
halt around you. Enjoy!