QUIT THINKING “Quit Thinking”
(Log Cabin Recordings)



I’ve got nothing for these guys – can you imagine what an Internet search turns up for “Quit Thinking”? A lot of self-help psychiatric nonsense, that’s what. “How to Quiet Your Mind and Quit Thinking So Much.” “Stop Thinking So Much.” “5 Motivation-Killing Thoughts You Must Stop Believing.” For a Scientologist like me, this all sounds pretty terrible, since, you know, we hate psychiatry (quacks!). (Just kidding, I’m not a Scientologist. But Beck is.) Good thing it has nothing to do with the music on this tape.

So…

Maybe it’s good that there’s nothing out there on these cats. Here are the personnel: Blondie – drums; K – guitar; Jim – guitar. “Rec at Dumpbucket Pub.” Released as “logcabinrecordings009.” Nothing on them either.

Again, all for the best. The guitars are overdriven, over-effected, and warbly, and the drums are nonexistent on side A, and barely coherent on side B. The recording? Perhaps someone brought a boombox to the pub and hit record while the band did whatever it’s doing. Each side is a “jam,” on a couple of chords.

Are you friends with this band? If so, this tape is for you – it’s a noisy reminder of a fun night at the pub. Don’t know this band from me? Well – hang on, I want to wait until Blondie, K, Jim, and their pals are out of the room. I’ll tell you about it in a sec. They’ve had their fun, so let’s leave them in their blissful ignorance.

Are they gone now? Great – don’t bother with this hunk of unlistenable garbage. I feel bad for saying that, because I hate slagging on people, but a musical artifact for the masses this ain’t.


--Ryan Masteller

DORCAS MORTON
“Service Animal” C45
(Physics Engine)


If my heart, mind, and soul weren’t already blackened by the academic noise-worship I’ve been obsessed with over the last few years, this here guy would make me feel F-E-E-L-I-N-G-S & shit, with all his dead serious weaving of humor, sentimentality, conversational snippets, minimal beats poetry & laid back instrumental jams that at times recall the mellowest Shipping News tracks, but often explore lazier/jazzier Sunday afternoon memoryscapes. This American Life could probably do well to pay this guy to provide the sonic backdrop for about a million more shows to come. Writing a memoir and having a hard time digging up those saccharine vignettes? Here’s some sense-stimuli that oughta dust off the ol’ dendrites! Whenever full on songs make an appearance, sincerity is sung such that jaded eyes might roll like hamster wheels, which is a nice break from the ubiquitous sarcasm of life portrayed in this ‘information age’, at least for me, with my blackened heart, mind, and soul, which are now slightly softer, if not simply decomposing at an accelerated pace.

and/or


- - Jacob An Kittenplan

NIGHT SHADE & GEL NAILS “Nothing Glimmers”
(Spleencoffin)



A collaborative release from Jay (Night Shade) and Danny Milanese (Gel Nails), both from Alberta, Canada. Totaling of four tracks, Nothing Glimmers establishes its idea thoroughly with the fusion of Jays synths in addition to FX and Dannys vocals and field recording. A merging of damaged, yet textured sonic ground and melodious vocal performances hidden within the minimalistic usage of synthesizers. The partnership that the album is based on go hand in hand, accentuating the purpose of their sound mediums. 

Grab a copy over at Spleencoffin to go through the vast depths of this collaborative work.


Buy here:


-Jesus Perez


CREMATOR
“Phase Eletronique” C40
(Extreme Ultimate)



Listening to this tape reminded me of how there are no stupid questions, just stupid people. For example, “when one is cremated, do the ashes still contain DNA?” or “do sawtooth sinewaves get cavities?” “If you slam the letter ‘c’ into a letter ‘l’ from left to right, it becomes a ‘d’, so, really, like, how closely related were Buchla and the Buddha?”

Sides A & B are opposing brain hemispheres. Meet the former, a cold, handheld journey through the science fiction shelves’ ravenous dustbunny colonies. Stupid beasts bump heads, turn another direction, and employ their muscle memories to scuffle off, forage, and procreate elsewhere. Twenty minutes later, meet a truly colder half, a dedicated, qualitative study of protein-reactions and their decay, with cortisol levels augmented and CT scans scheduled every hour, on the hour. Axis upon axis upon axis of vantages are efficiently filed away for a study few have legal access to, for fear of future revolt. From what?

Through retrospect, side A now feels warm, a saga told by an aphasiac cyborg. B shows the expressive negatives of daily life on a hidden plain. Nothing ugly or beautiful or good or evil or strange; just teeming with life, and well worth repeated observations.

and/or

- - Jacob An Kittenplan

THE SABBATH VAN!
MYSTRA #16 COMPILATION



SO IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW, I THINK THA TRUEST GANGSTA MUSICIAN ALIVE IS JOSHUA BURKETT OUT IN WESTERN MASS! HE CO-PYMPS THA MYSTERY TRAIN RECORD STORE IN AMHERST, MA! HE MAKES THA MOST INCREDIBLE ALBUMS YOU MAY HAVE EVER LISTENED TO! YOU GOTS TO GET A COPY HIS NEW RE-RELEASED ALBUM LIFE LESS LOST ON GOLDEN LAB RECORDS! SHIT CHANGED THA HURRICANE'S LIFE!

HE ALSO RUNS A RECORD LABEL CALLED MYSTRA! HE HAS BEEN DOING ALL SORTS OF RELEASES OF INSANE SPIRITUAL ALBUMS AND ALSO COMPILATION ALBUMS OF MUSICANS ALL OVER NEW ENGLAND AND SOMETIMES THE WORLD, MOSTLY COVERING SONGS BY SPECIFIC BANDS THAT HE PICKS!

HE HAS RECENTLY JUST RELEASED MYSTRA #16 WHICH IS VAN MORRISON COVERS ON SIDE A AND BLACK SABBATH COVERS ON SIDE B! IT IS AWESOME!

SIDE A, THA VAN SIDE HAS MOSTLY PSYCHED OUT MELLOW JAMS AND BEAUTIFUL INTENSE PSYCH BALLADS! SOME TRIPPY ASS JAMS! HOLY VOCALS, GUITARS, AND ORGANS! A LOT OF THE BANDS AND PERFORMERS ON THESE SONGS ARE USING NEW NAMES SO THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THEY ACTUALLY ARE BUT THA SHIT IS TIGHT! COLBY NATHAN IS ON THERE OF HYENA AND THE NEW ENGLAND PUBIOTS! AND TED LEE, THA GODFATHER AND OWNER OF FEEDING TUBE! A GREAT SIDE!

SIDE B, THA SABBATH SIDE GET MORE HEAVY AND INTENSE STARTING WITH THA HOLY PREGGY PEGGY, WHO OWNS AND RUNS WIERDO RECORDS IN CAMBRIZZLE! THA HURRICANE LOVES TA URINATE IN THA GARDEN OF THA CRACKA APARTMENTS NEXT DOOR TO THERE! VILLAGE OF SPACES FROM MAINE HAS A ROCKIN COVER OF WAR PIGS! SORE EROS IS ON HERE DOIN A NICE OLD SCHOOL TYPE JAM! AND THEN THA HOLY PEACE,LOVING COMES ON WITH A GANGSTROUS AND PUBIFIED TAPE AND GUITAR JAM! THEN SOME FAR OUT PSYCH FOLK JAMS ROUND IT OUT AT THA END!

IF YOU LIKE PSYCH FOLK, LUBED NOISE AND ROCK JAMS, AND LOVE WESTERN MASS YOU BEST PICK A COPY OF THIS UP AT A LOCAL NEW ENGLAND RECORD STORE OR ON THA INTRONET @ http://www.discogs.com/sell/item/218731102 ! HOLLA AT YO BOY!
HAPPY 2015!

--FRANK HURRICANE

CORESPONDENTS
“lol cats” C30
(Antiquated Future)



Corespondents may hail from Seattle, but if I had to contract outside area help to provide the soundtrack for Portland documentaries on the local bar/music scene (especially the Laurelthirst!), I’d definitely choose these guys. Steady, mid-tempo, energetic, atmospheric; these mysterious slightly-psych/surf/rockabilly melders will keep a forehead slowly waving while the chin wags away in the direction of a nearby friend’s ear between salty pretzel bites. Sometimes, a slow, sparse, crooning horn section lends a lazy, lounge-y feel, taking the focus off guitar licks and leadership, giving way to a more dynamic pass-the-focal-point/baton between participants; not just golden-delicious reverb/delay-drenched guitar, but steady bass, drums, occasional lapsteel, and brass, all politely but oh, no, never demanding your attention.

and/or


- - Jacob An Kittenplan