Trapper
Keepers. Armpit checks for quantifiable kinky-hair growth. Unsolicited
recommendations for ‘how to finger a girl’ by that kid who draws Grateful Dead
logos on all his class books with the dilated eyes. MTV way before any other
numbers were involved. Embarrassing body functions without any concept of
pattern recognition. Grunge and grunge-metal;blues music with all the darker
hues commercially replaced by A-N-G-S-T.
I
wouldn’t be even slightly surprised if this limited-run, promo cassette from
the UK fetches several hundred dollars in the next decade. I know history
repeats itself. I’m still putting this Candlebox/Silverchair throwback in the
local “BerkeleyFreePublicLibrary” kiosk down the street. Not my thing, but all
the more power to whoever keeps it and couch-dives themselves into a Mountain
Dew can pyramid.
and/or
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- Jacob An Kittenplan
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