I KNEW this day would come. Still, no matter how
much you prepare yourself for it, you’re never really QUITE prepared. But now,
as the first Wether tape randomly crosses my path, I have to face the truth and
come to terms with the existential crisis that rages in my heart and in my
mind: I have to write something about Mike Haley.
But no, I’m not going to review this thing in any
way.
You know Mike as one of the three main hosts of the
Tabs Out Podcast, whose site I also happen to write for, so whenever he sends
me one of his tapes, he’s always like, “DON’T WRITE ANYTHING ABOUTHIS.” So I
won’t. All I’ll say is that Mike likes synthesizers, and for some reason he’s
decided to write about scary ghouls for this release despite being terrified by
anything remotely scary, so I’ll just curl up in a ball over in the corner and
be traumatized forever by this madness.
Ghouls are predators. Didn’t you know?
Anyway.
Buy from Gay Hippie Vampire, who for some reason decided
not to put anything on the SPINE OF THE JCARD. But whatever, GHVR rules.
--Ryan
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