GRAHAM REPULSKI “Octopus Bribes”
(All Tens Music)

Have you considered getting yourself a vasectomy reversal just so you could beget a first born son, only to then sell him to Satan hisself in exchange for Guided By Voices getting back together and only writing songs like they did for ‘Bee Thousand’ and ‘Alien Lanes’? I almost did, but then I found a loophole: Graham Repulski is the reverse-Marty McFly of bedroom recording artists.

Thanks for saving me the codeine constipation, Graham. BP wrote over 1,600 songs, as per Wikipedia. I hope you’ll follow suit.

- - Jacob An Kittenplan